swarnpert:

the elder scrolls vi but the little desk lamp from pixar bounces over and squashes the i and walks away

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sativataurus:

If I mysteriously die or disappear just know it was the duolingo owl

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Es un taquito de pastor con piña, no es bonito ni estetico. Pero, es un taquito de pastor con piña. #PinappleGoesOnPizza #PinappleGoesOnTacos.

Es un taquito de pastor con piña, no es bonito ni estetico. Pero, es un taquito de pastor con piña. #PinappleGoesOnPizza #PinappleGoesOnTacos.

Sing to me.

Luck.

You live far away, But, that’s okay right?

I mean I have friends who’ve meet their online Boyfirends! Maybe You can be my “Cool canadian guy” or my “Hot Swedish Guy”. I mean It’s possible for you to be my “Hot, cute Russian girl”.

Sometimes I forget that I’m the most unlucky guy in the world. I don’t even win the raffles at work or at school. But, I mean if I buyenough lottery tickets I will be able to go there and visit you, and also, Bring you her and marry you. Right? right?

I am just hoping for something that just won’t happen. Even if I try me and you are not meant to be.

I’m just the most unlucky guy alive.:)

Now.

Now, everytime I want to message you. Facebook doesn’t heistates in telling me that you’ve married him 2 weeks ago. I cry.